Pingo the penguin riding a white crane over a misty city, sword and backpack on
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100% grounded · 0% held back

He can't fly.
He found a
workaround.

Pingo doesn't do wings. He does sword, attitude, and a very patient crane. Nobody said you had to solve the problem yourself.

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✦ CAN'T FLY, WON'T STOP   ✦  100% GROUNDED   ✦  PINGO CREW   ✦  ALWAYS FINDS A RIDE   ✦  WADDLE SPEED: MAXIMUM   ✦ CAN'T FLY, WON'T STOP   ✦  100% GROUNDED   ✦  PINGO CREW   ✦  ALWAYS FINDS A RIDE   ✦  WADDLE SPEED: MAXIMUM  
Close-up of Pingo's unimpressed stare

Who is Pingo?

Built for the ice.
Determined anywhere else.

Pingo waddles like it's a competitive sport and stares like he's already unimpressed by your excuse.

He can't fly, can't run fast, and definitely can't swim away from this. He shows up anyway — usually with backup.

Wings
decorative
Rides hitched
1 and counting
Excuses accepted
0
Waddle speed
unmatched

Pingo waddles first. Everyone else catches up.

Waddle with
Pingo.

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